This challenge comes from a small writing group. We have a large series of random questions that we answer and share. The goal is to answer at least one question per week. ( My personal goal is to do one year.)
Have you ever tried anything on to see how it would fit (not clothing)?
My shot at a Benz
Well over 30 years ago, I had an opportunity to try on my favorite car, a Mercedes Benz. Thank you Janis Joplin, I was a huge fan of her song Mercedes Benz. I will always let people know, I am not a car person, I can’t tell a Ford from a Nissan from a Lexus. The only two cars I could identify as they drove past were a Volkswagen or a Mercedes and it was just because of the song.
I was working for a small gas station/tire shop/auto repair shop and it was mostly family that worked there. The wife of the owner drove a Mercedes at the time and I told her that one day I wanted to drive a car like hers. Fast Forward about 2 years. I find an older car for sale at my price point.
I go to meet the seller and it is about 10 years old, dark green sedan, I ask if I can take this to my mechanic and have it checked out. I proudly pulled up to work the next day in my “new” car.
I go in and start working and wait until the owner comes into the office so I can talk to him. He does not seem as excited as I am but said yes he will look at it. Puts it up on a rack when time permits and checks it out. At the end of the work day, he has me walk down and look at my car on the rack and he begins to show me all the rusted out places under the car.
He knew where to look for the weak spots, the undercarriage is full of rust and holes. as pretty as the car looked, it would need major repairs and soon. Sadly that car went back to the owner, I moved on and have never owned “my”car, nor will I.
Oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz. My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends. Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends. So, oh Lord won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz